needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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