well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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