I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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