I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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