Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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