god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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