Porn is love you can see.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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