Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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