do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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