i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I AM VODKA MAN
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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