She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
worst night to have a conscience
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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