He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You can make out without kissing
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