I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
