Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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