Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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