Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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