Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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