I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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