I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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