I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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