so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Someone shit on the floor
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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