Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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He passed out mid-signature
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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