Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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