We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I could fuck to npr.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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