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the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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