Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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