dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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