Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum