I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.