The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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