Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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