Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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