he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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