Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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