dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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