After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You were trust falling into bushes
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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