Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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