Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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