new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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