fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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