Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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