Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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