can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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