Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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