That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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