Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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