Sry I called you an 8
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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