Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(760): View more from California

Do you need to be saved?

(847): View more from Illinois

No I think I'm God

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(703): View more from Virginia

I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay

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(616): View more from Michigan

The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?

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(607): View more from New York

since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon

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(804): View more from Virginia

I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.

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