Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you had me at cake vodka
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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