I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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