Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I touched a dick in church today
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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