I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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