why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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