office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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